These Are Not the Cryptids You Are Looking For,Funny Bigfoot Shirt, Nerdy Paranormal Tee, Sasquatch Mothman Urban Legend Gift

These Are Not the Cryptids You Are Looking For,Funny Bigfoot Shirt, Nerdy Paranormal Tee, Sasquatch Mothman Urban Legend GiftFor when you want to blend in but your definition of "blend in" involves subtle Bigfoot silhouettes and Jedi mind tricks. This black unisex t shirt features a faint, shadowy cryptid in the background (for plausible deniability), with the text: These are not the cryptids you are looking for printed in glitchy, pixelated type straight out of a cursed government database. Perfect for: Lurking in forests at night without attracting too much Mothman

a lightweight fabric (4

- Skinny fit with double layer waistband for style and support

“Approved by 9 out of 10 inquisitors with zero science background

Unable to settle the dispute themselves

• Dungeon Masters who say “roll for launch”

unisex fit — ideal for dancing on graves or sipping tea with ghosts

this unique design is crafted to resonate with your inner necromancer

and heart—ideal for spooky sweethearts

Perfect for fans of inclusivity and theatrical flair

This is more than a shirt

this cursed flowchart breaks down the time-honored tradition of diagnosing witches using absolutely no science

: Medium fabric (6