I Asked God For A True Friend So Sent Me Labrador Dog

I Asked God For A True Friend So Sent Me Labrador Dog

The Fun And Crazy Side And The Side You Never Want To See

but here I am

Knight Templar The Devil Whispered In My Ear You're Not Strong Enough To Withstand The Storm Today I Whispered In The Devil's Ear Never Underestimate A Man Who Was Born In July I Am The Storm Shirt & Hoodie

I Never Dreamed I'd End Up Marrying A Perfect Freakin' Wife But Here I Am Living The Dream Mug

I Am Just A Teacher Standing In Front Of A Classroom Trying To Say Something I Can No Longer Remember Because My Students Interrupted Me Too Many Times

If It's Still Broken It's Because Papa Ain't Done Cussin' n' Swearin' At It Yet Shirt & Hoodie

Any Man Can Be A Father But I Takes A Badass Dad To Be A Mom Too 

As A June Girl

Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Hippo Then Always Be A Hippo Shirt & Hoodie

I never said I was perfect I am a TAURUS

I Have Tattoos I Own Guns

As A Leo I Can Be Stubborn As A Mule Sweet As Tea Angry As A Hornet Or Loyal Like A Soldier It All Depends On You